Panchayat, one of India’s most loved web series, returned with a bang in Season 4, continuing the hilarious, heartfelt, and deeply rooted village drama from Phulera. As expected, the season gifted us many viral dialogues, funny lines, and memorable moments that fans can’t stop quoting.
Here’s a handpicked list of the best Panchayat Season 4 dialogues, along with their English translations and context, perfect for fans, meme creators, and lovers of sharp, rural wit.
Famous Panchayat Season 4 Dialogues with English Translation
1. “Chunav prachar ki shuruwat… jo bhi karna hai tadak‑bhadak ke saath karna hai”
English: “The election campaign begins… whatever we do, do it with full flair and show.”
2. “Bhains dikh rahi hai? Hum bhains dikh rahe hain? Arrey aap nahi, woh pichhe bhains dikh rahi hai.”
English: “Do you see a buffalo? Do we look like buffaloes? Oh no, not you—I meant the buffalo behind you.”
3. “Jo netayin bani phirti ho… Panchayat ka kursi chahiye toh apna bal pe lo! Rinki ki mummy… election mein milte hain.”
English: “If you want the Panchayat seat, earn it yourself! Rinki’s mom—see you in the elections.”
4. “Jo bhi dukan mein aaye, usey samosa khilana. Kehna humari taraf se hai, muft mein.”
English: “Whoever enters the shop, give them a samosa. Say it’s from us, free of cost.”
5. “Upar ka maida unki taraf se… andar ka aloo humara hai.”
English: “The outer flour is theirs… the stuffing is ours.”
6. “Sabse pehle Panchayat ke chunaav mein unke chamcho ko patkenge, phir Vidhan Sabha ke chunaav mein unko dhar ke patkenge!”
English: “First we’ll crush their cronies in Panchayat elections, then defeat them in the Assembly polls!”
7. “Kuchh sunne ki zaroorat nahin hai… sunai dega toh gussa chadhega… Yeh lo kaan mein rooi thooso.”
English: “No need to listen… if you hear them, you’ll just get angry. Here, stuff some cotton in your ears.”
8. “Bak… sab sunai de raha hai!”
English: “Bah—everything is audible!”
9. “Yeh dekho! Phulera ke phool aur kaante. Ae Sachiv, murjha kahe rahe ho?”
English: “Look! Flowers and thorns of Phulera. Hey Secretary, why are you wilting?”
10. “Hayee sasur… hamen to sab sunai de raha hai.”
“Oh dear… we can hear everything.”
11. “Mobile band kijiye aap.”
“Please switch off your mobile.”
12. “Chai pijiyega, dimaag ko shaant kijiye.”
“Have some tea, calm your mind.”
13. “Kundali mile na mile, vichaaro ka milna bahot zaroori hai.”
“Even if horoscopes don’t match, values should.”
14. “Samay se pehle koi nahi jayega; koi nahi matlab koi nahi.”
“No one leaves before time; no means no.”
15. “Bas andar se man kuchh accha nahi lag raha hai.”
“Something doesn’t feel right inside.”
Classic Panchayat Dialogues from Past Seasons
1. “Dekh raha hai na Binod… Pradhan ji gussa dikha rahe hain.”
“See, Binod? Pradhan ji is showing anger.”
2. “Kijiye meeting meeting… karte rahiye meeting meeting… alhuaa meeting.”
“Just keep doing meetings… what nonsense!”
3. “Saala road hi bawasir hai.”
“This damn road is a disease.”
4. “Road ke liye fund lagta hai, lekin accha insaan banne ke liye nahi.”
“Roads need funds. Being a good human doesn’t.”
Conclusion
The success of Panchayat isn’t just in its story or cast — it’s the sharp, earthy dialogues that stick with the audience. They reflect the reality of rural India, mix humor with insight, and remain relatable to all generations.
If you’re a fan of the show or just someone looking for witty one-liners, these dialogues are worth bookmarking!
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