Criminal Justice has become a profoundly popular web series of the time, where the protagonist Madhav Mishra echoes the life lessons and legal tips through his unique witty style. While we watch the series, there is always this curiosity that rises in many people’s minds about how we can say the criminal justice dialogues in English. To solve this problem we have come up with this series of blogs where we cover web series famous dialogues from Hindi to English. Earlier we have covered the rawness of the Panchayat of Phulera Village and now we will learn the legality of Madhav Mishra’s Criminal Justice dialogues from Hindi to English. Below is a list of some famous Criminal Justice dialogues from Hindi to English.
Criminal Justice Dialogues In English
1. Inspector Gauri Jo Hain Yeh Naha Doke Shampoo Karke Aapke Peeche Padi Hain.
Inspector Gauri is basically on your tail
2. Raj Jaise Mard Apni Biwiyon Ko Nahi Chodte.
Men like Raj don’t just walk out on their wives.
3. Public Prosecutor Offices Ke Liye Taiyaar Hain Aur Mujhe Judiciary Par Pura Bharosa Hain.
The public prosecutor’s all set for the trial, and I’ve got full faith in the judiciary.
4. Umeed Ka Daaman Toh Hum Adaalat Mein Hi Chodke Aa Jaate Hain.
We usually leave hope behind at the courthouse door.
5. Yeh Case Jitna Aasaan Lag Raha Hain…Hain Nahi Warna Hamari Jholi Mein Girta Hi Nahi.
This case might look easy… but if it were, it would’ve landed in someone else’s lap—not mine.
6. Are Bhai Yeh Chalti Match Mein Teesri Team Kaha Se Ghuss Gayi?.
Bro, where did this third team suddenly come from in the middle of a live match?
7. Aapne Zara Sa Bhi Support Apne Pati Ki Taraf Zaheer Kiya…Aap Dono Hi Jail Jayenge.
The moment you even slightly take your husband’s side… you’re both going to jail.
8. Aapki Ladaai Jo Hain Sirf Public Prosecutor Lekha Agastya Se Nahi…Balki Aapke Patni Ke Wakeel Se Bhi Hain.
You’re not just up against Public Prosecutor Lekha Agastya… your real fight is with your wife’s lawyer too.
9. Hum Wahi Karenge Jo Hamara Naam Hain….Defence.
We’ll do exactly what our name says — defend. That’s who we are.
10. Jab usko lawyer chahiye hi nahi toh mujhe selfie kheechne ke liye bulaya hai?
If she doesn’t even want a lawyer, did she call me just for a selfie?
11. Ladh bhi raha hun aur bhidh bhi raha hun.
I’m not just fighting… I’m diving headfirst into the chaos.
12. Aapko aadat hai badal ke saaye mein rehne ki, roshni chahiye toh sooraj ki garmi jhelni padegi.
You’re used to living in the shadows. If you want light, be ready to face the sun’s heat.
13. Tarikh sahi ya galat nahi hoti, samay hota hai.
There’s no right or wrong date—it’s all about timing.
14. Kanoon andha hota hai ya nahi woh toh nahi malum lekin langada zaroor hota hai, ye sabko maloom hai.
Don’t know if justice is blind, but it sure as hell limps—and everyone knows it.
15. Dekhiye seedha aur simple mere syllabus mein hai hi nahi.
Look, ‘simple and straightforward’ isn’t part of my curriculum.
16. Prabhu ne humein dimag sirf do ka table yaad karne ke liye nahin diya hai.
God didn’t give us a brain just to remember the 2 times table.
17. Kam se kam dulhe ko mandap se utha diye hain, toh itna toh bata dijiye naye dulhe ko kitna pay mil rha hai.
You snatched the groom straight from the wedding altar—at least tell us what package the new one’s coming with.
18. Phone mein ek system hona chahiye na, ki aadmi zarurat ke time phone na uthaye toh phone khud jaye aur aadmi ko ek tamacha lagaye.
Phones should have a feature: if someone ignores your call in an emergency, the phone itself should slap them.
19. Ek mantra ganth baandh lo, mann ke haare haar hai, mann ke jeete jeet.
Here’s a mantra—if your mind gives up, you’ve already lost. But if your mind fights, you’ve already won.
20. Social media se chalega samaj ke nyaay system se chalega?
Justice doesn’t run on social media—it runs on the law.
21. Dil ka bojh dimag tak nahi aana chahiye.
Don’t let the weight of your heart reach your head.
Conclusion
We hope these legal dialogues of Madhav Mishra’s Criminal Justice have inspired a way of thinking for you and also helped you learn English online. If you are someone who wants to improve their spoken English skills and looking for an interesting way to do it, then this blog is a full ride of fun and learning for you where you can immerse yourself into the English learning experience along with the fun of watching a web series.
